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The following are basically my favorite movie sites.  As you can tell, I'm partial to bad movie review sites, largely because reviews of bad movies tend to be more entertaining that reviews of good movies.  The top ten is not set in stone, and I review it on occasion.

 

1.

Stomp Tokyo is by far my favorite movie-related destination on the web.  The writing is witty, and the Scott and Chris have a wonderfully eclectic taste in movies.  The site started off with a heavy focus on Japanese monster movies, but over time it has developed into one of the best resources on the web for discussion of foreign pop movies.  Unlike mainstream critics who only focus on foreign films with "artistic" pretensions, Stomp Tokyo provides a glimpse into the international equivalent of U.S. b-movies, albeit mostly from Asia.  In addition, the Stomp Tokyo guys host a large, and growing, collection of other b-movie sites, including a few on this list. 

2.

Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension, the brainchild of Ken Begg, is a must see for bad movie fans.  Ken's reputation was built on his massive, 10,000+ word reviews of such stinkers as Commando Girls and The Giant Claw, but the site now feature monthly "nuggets" -- short (by Ken's standards) reviews of several movies and unquestionably the most vibrant and interesting discussion board of any bad movie site.  Ken's tastes tend to run toward classic 1950s b-movies, although he also strays into the realm of big-budget stinkers and exploitation fare.

3.

Cold Fusion Video Reviews is the product of Nathan Shumate, formerly of the B-Movie Mailing List.  Like Stomp Tokyo, Cold Fusion hosts a number of sister sites, but the main reason for visiting is Nathan's witty takes on mostly modern direct-to-video crap.  He has a thing about Charles Band.  Also, check out the cryptic comments at the end of the each review from the Hieratic Head of Ezra Pound.

4.

I don't know why I like the Charter Terminal so much... but I do.  Most of the reviews are written by the eponymous Charter, although several other contributors also provide takes on movies.  Charter focuses largely on recent movies, including many current theatrical releases.  The site tends to focus on bad movies, although positive reviews sometimes appear as well.  The reviews are witty and funny and, most importantly, unique in tone and style.

5.

Badmovies.org is run by Andrew Borntreger and deserves high marks as the best designed of the bad movie sites I've found on the web.  I can't even imagine how much time he puts into the site, but it sets the standard.  The movie reviews are brief, but each includes screen caps, and audio and video clips.  Andrew's taste is movies is eclectic, but he stays largely in the 1980s and 1990s for his selections. 

6.

Dante's Inferno and All-Night Video Store, now part of the Stomp Tokyo family through their Bad Movie Planet spin-off site, is a great stop for bad movie fans.  The Inferno reviews mostly recent movies, many of them DtV.  Though the reviews are brief, they often offer great laugh-out-loud insights.  The Inferno is prolific, often posting 3 new reviews on a weekly basis.

7.

I have sort of mixed feeling about the Internet Movie Database.  Part of it is nostalgia: IMDb was one of the first sites I regularly visited on the web, back in those pre-graphics days when I'd browse from my university UNIX account using Lynx.  Back then, if you were a frequent visitor, you were encouraged to download the whole database and set up a mirror.  It was really a collaborative effort, and contributors would compete for the most additions to the database.  It has since been bought by Amazon.com, and is more slickly professional now.  IMDb is the most comprehensive movie resource online, but I'm a little disappointed that it doesn't do a better job filling in the gaps on older, more obscure movies.  It'll tell you the names of the 27 gaffers who worked on Independence Day, but basic cast info on lesser known movies is often spotty and sometimes downright wrong.

8.

Bruce Edward's Bad Cinema Diary is just what it sounds like, a series of short entries about the multitude of bad movies Bruce has seen in the previous month.  Bruce's tastes are varied, and the Bad Cinema Diary is a good place to start for anyone interested in getting recommendations for bad movies to watch.

9.

The Unknown Movies Page is real treasure.  The webmaster, Greywizard has an encyclopedic knowledge of films, and his reviews are uniformly entertaining. Greywizard's tastes run to the obscure, but otherwise is varied across genres. The Unknown Movies Page is now part of the Stomp Tokyo family.

10. (tie)

The Bad Movie Report is also part of the Stomp Tokyo family of sites.  Good stuff, clever and funny.  The webmaster, Dr. Freex, has a unique take on movies, having himself played a major role in the creation of Forever Evil (1987).  Dr. Freex and Greywizard vie for the title of most knowledgeable b-movie webmaster.

And You Call Yourself a Scientist! focuses largely on bad science fiction.  Liz, the webmistress, delights in skewering bad science as it is prominently portrayed in b-movies.  She also likes to take an occasional hack at sexist themes to slip past those oh-so-careful screenwriters.  The reviews are dense and literate, and the site is well worth visiting regularly.

 

Other Links

Besides the top ten, there are a number of other sites deserving of mention.

 

B-Movie/Bad Movie Sites

B-Notes -- User's Guide to Dubious Movies
Now a Jabootu acolyte site, B-Note has some reviews, and provides very useful updates on the b-movie scene.
 
Cavalcade of Schlock
Cool site with over 500 short reviews of a wide variety of movies. Funny and insightful when it comes to spotting clichés and plot holes. Good stuff!
 
Chainsaw Fodder
Quirky little site.  Good mini-reviews, and nice monthly (or so) features on actors and directors in the horror/sci-fi/b-movie genre.  Great name for a site.
 
Movies and more movies! ShadowCulture's Mr. Cranky Rates the Movies
Mr. Cranky gives biting, nasty reviews of everything.  Do you think he really hates all the movies he reviews as much as he says?
 
Doc Tangent's 3-D House of Mad Science!  Monster movies, comics, and Science Gone Awry.
Check out this intriguing cross between a literary journal and a b-movie site.  Well written and a pleasure to explore.
 
Opposable Thumbs Films
Yet another great site in the Stomp Tokyo family.  Featuring an eclectic mix of reviews and the patented Hoff-O-Meter, this site should definitely be on your short list.
 
The Stinkers - The Ultimate Bad Movie Awards
Bad movie awards with lots of nominations and categories.  Fun to browse.
 
The Z Review
From the webmaster himself: "Ours is a humorous Movie site that pokes fun at some of the really bad mainstream Movies that have been released over the years."  I couldn't have said it better myself, although I probably wouldn't have capitalized the word "movie" twice.  Must be a British thing.

Serious Critics

ReelViews: James Berardinelli's Movie Reviews
Simply the best serious web critic.  In fact, probably one of the top five movie critics in the country right now.  He recently named Prison Flicks a site of the week, so you know he has a sense of humor too.
 
Roger Ebert on Movies
Da man!  A lot of people think that Ebert has grown soft in his old age, giving out too many three star ratings.  I think he's just willing to judge movies on their own terms, and as a result is willing to give a filmmaker the benefit of the doubt.  He also has a thing for Drew Barrymore, so I cut him a little extra slack.
 
The Flick Filosopher
The flick chick writes great reviews of current movies, and often makes connections to older movies as well.  Well-written and exceptionally insightful, this self-styled "girl movie critic" is alright.
 
The O.F.C.S.
Homepage of the Online Film Critics Society.  Links to member reviews.

Women in Prison

The Encyclopedia of Women in Prison Films
Huge list of women in prison movies with capsule reviews.  Especially useful for distinguishing between movies with multiple names. A great resource.
 
Mike's VHS Collection
Mike Hoover has a huge collection of VHS and DVD movies, and he has a large number of short reviews on his site.  His collection of WiP movies is significant, and his comments interesting.
 
She Magazine Online
There is a great essay about WiP movies on this site... although I am not quite sure what this site is.  Can anyone explain it to me?

General Resources

Celebrity Nudity Database
Just what it sounds like.  A great resource for parents who want to monitor potential nudity in movies their kids might see... Oh hell, who am I kidding?  It's for horny guys who want to figure out which movie to rent to get the best view of Jennifer Connelly's boobs (hint: The Hot Spot (1990)).
 
The Losman's Lair of Horror 
I don't know how often Losman's is updated.  Not that often as far as I can tell.   But some great stuff there, especially for anyone interested in really wild stuff.
 
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